- Hey you!
- Yeah, you! Hi... Can you tell me something, please?
- I guess...
- Do I look happy?
- Hum... I don't know you...
- Yes, but do I look happy? Just answer, yes or no?
- Well, yes...
- Thank you. Have a nice day.
It's amazing the amount of shit that a little smile can hide. What a beautiful way of lying!